Dear Alcohol...

Dear Alcohol.
Why does the mere smell of you disgust me? Make me ill, nauseous, sick...why?
I mean, sure my teetotaler-ism...ness is awesome, and yes it has put me in awkward situations with people who like to drink, and yet I still love to proclaim that I am a teetotaler and all, it's just that sometimes....
....Well, sometimes I feel like the only solution to a problem is to drink in excess. But I don't, because I can't. I don't know if that's a good thing or not....


Sincerely, green_eyes   <3